BREAKING: NOBODY SAW NOTHING • WITNESS UNAVAILABLE • NO COMMENT • ASK SOMEONE ELSE •
Witness

NO
BODY.

He was there.
He saw everything.
He remembers nothing.

Last seen at
the crime scene →
NOBODY the pigeon, standing

The pigeon who saw nothing.

“Claims to know nothing”

Highly suspicious

Probably innocent*

BREAKING FILE

Latest incident

Unsolved
CASE #020WHALE

The Suspicious Pump

INCIDENT
+760% / 3 MIN
LOCATION
Unknown exchange
NOBODY the pigeon, reportHighly suspicious →

Witness statement

“I saw nothing.”
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CASE #001DUMP

The Sudden Dump

INCIDENT
TOKEN −92%
LOCATION
Pump.fun
NOBODY the pigeon, suspiciousHighly suspicious →

Witness statement

“I saw nothing.”
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CASE #002MISSING

The Missing Dev

INCIDENT
LIQUIDITY: GONE
LOCATION
Telegram
NOBODY the pigeon, awayHighly suspicious →

Witness statement

“I saw nothing.”
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CASE #003WHALE

The Whale

INCIDENT
$2.4M MOVED
LOCATION
On-chain
NOBODY the pigeon, coffeeHighly suspicious →

Witness statement

“I saw nothing.”
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NOBODY the pigeon, running

Have you seen something?

NOBODY wants to hear it.

File a local incident report. No wallets. No accounts. No questions from the pigeon.